Body: “What the hell are you doing?”

Mind: “Just shut up and roll.”

Body: “Yah, I kinda remember doing that… but… body won’t go that way anymore… out of breath… ”

Mind: “Remember that move we used to do from this position that totally pwned?”

Body: “Shut up… I hate you.”

Mind: “That choke, you know! I mean, I don’t remember all of the details of the move , but it was pretty cool”

Body: “I’m not speaking to you anymore.”

Mind: “You better get used to it. We’re doing this every few days again, unless you get yourself hurt again.”

Body: “Well, this does beat going over waterfalls and getting smashed up on rocks. You’re a moron by the way.”

Mind: “Just do your job.”

Body: “Yeah, well, you do yours. I hate crutches.”

Mind: “You’re the one that got our ankle caught on the rope and twisted our knee.”

Body: “You’re the one who thinks doing dangerous stuff is fun.”

Mind: “We’re going to have to work on this whole harmony thing. You loved jiu-jitsu before you go hurt.”

Body: “After months and months of punishment, yeah, I started to enjoy it. How long do you think until we get back there?”

Mind: “I don’t know. Don’t worry. It’ll come back.”