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Ugly Man With Huge Penis Usure How to Get the Word Out
AUBURN, ME – Overweight and balding Ira Groff, 37, is unsure how to get the word out about his 11-inch penis. “In theory, I could fumble around in my wallet for something and then- whoops!- and extra-large condom fall out,” acne-scarred Groff said Monday. “But that would come off as staged.” Groff has also pondered wearing tighter pants, leaving the penile-reduction-surgery brochures around his workspace, or sporting a large button that reads, “Ask Me About My Huge Cock.”
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