Hi all! I took my very first “big-kid” vacation recently. I spent from May 27th to June 5th in Peru exploring ruins, meeting the locals and the llamas, and traversing the Amazon! This vacation was possible due to my dad’s eldest sister (my Auntie) who has promised all of her nieces and nephews that when they graduate from high school and college, she will do a trip with them anywhere in the world as long as you pay for your own transportation (and souvenirs).
If you’re wondering why Peru, it’s more like why not. I was not looking for a vacation to sit back and drink on some beach. I can do that at home, thanks. I was looking for adventure and something very different than where I’m from. More than that, I wanted inspiring landscapes. I hiked up breathtaking mountains that went into the cloud forest and ended in ancient Incan ruins. I stepped, suspended, across the canopy of the Amazon rain forest and paddled close to the Amazonian river beds.
I tried to take as many pictures as possible and jot down some thoughts and experiences in between adventures with my new familia. Honestly, there wasn’t much time. We were always doing, resting, eating, or on our way to our next destination.
May 27th I traveled from Boston, MA; to Miami, FL; and finally to Lima, Peru. I met with Auntie in Miami and we flew to Lima together.
I noticed a very big change in air quality after touching down in Lima and Auntie complained that her eyes felt very red. We’d been sneezing and coughing and she figured that this was because of the bad air on the plane. While waiting for our baggage, a Peruvian woman overheard us talking and said it was the pollution. She explained she had permanent eye problems due to the air quality, which she said was caused by coal mining (the word mining escaped her for a moment while speaking in English). Looking online post trip, it does sound like Lima’s air pollution issue is pretty well known and has more to do with vehicle fuel emissions, but is due to a host of factors. I notice I’m a tad stuffed up the first day visiting New York City, so I was pretty sneezy in Lima.
A sign let us know who to follow to a van to drive us to the Miraflores neighborhood.
Lima is littered with cell phone billboard advertisements. Stray dogs wander the streets in a surprising number, taring into garbage left out for pickup. Police cars watch over the city everywhere. On the way to Hotel Antigua Miraflores I counted stray dogs and police cars, seeing which would come out as the victor in population. Our driver mentioned that Miraflores was one hundred percent secure. By the time we reached the hotel, the number of police cars were in the lead, but the dogs overtook them very quickly as the trip progressed.
The hotel was very fancy, but missing window screens which are apparently not something used in all cultures. We had a big room on the top floor. The top floor was unexpectedly in the open air. One moment we were in a hotel going up stairs, the next we were on an outside patio with doors to various rooms. We were in the far corner. The room had three beds, one king and two twins. The wooden furniture seemed antique, dark stained and elegant. There was jewelry on sale in the lobby and a small open air courtyard on the first floor with a fountain and a flowering citrus tree. Large terracotta vessels dot every bit of landscape. Two computers with desks allowed internet access, but as someone who has a job spent using computers, I wanted to spend my vacation off them.
We didn’t get settled in until about two in the morning since our flight had been delayed. We were set to meet in the lobby at nine-thirty in the morning. We were hungry before bed but too tired to care. I ate my last Cliff bar to make sure I could sleep.
Microsoft Goat-Scape
“Dude, Microsoft is not responsible for your inability to CLICK THE MOUSE!”
“Blaming Microsoft makes sense so often that it just sounds stupid when it’s used as a scapegoat for incompetence.”
Computer Genetics
“This guy does not deserve to use computers.”
“No he doesn’t.”
“He called me today asking, ‘This computer doesn’t have Outlook but I’m being asked to give my email address… is that okay?'”
“If he were my father, I would change my last name.”
Working and Worn Connections
You put yourself around people, and connections just happen.
Longer lasting, deeper connections take work and time… and can potentially sour, sever, or fray away at any time.
This series of connections is part of what can make us couple or stay solitary. Sometimes connection comes naturally and people flow into your life and effect it in unexpected and amazing ways, and sometimes interactions seem like a futile exercise in fickle, selfish human experience in which we are all essentially still alone.
We keep trying, it’s all we can do. Life is for living.
Favorite Mega Man Bosses
One of these Mega Man Bosses must be your favorite, and I’ve given you all the reasons why one of them should be. I’ve omitted the X series, because let’s face it, gems like Frost Walrus and Web Spider deserve their own list.
Air Man – Mega Man 2
- Air beats metal kind of like paper beats rock.
- Make fun all you want… they later redid this idea with Wind Man. If they did it twice, it must be a great idea…
Blizzard Man – Mega Man 6
- He is a snow making machine.
- Few other bosses have hobbies suited for well adjusted robots like skiing.
Bomb Man – Mega Man 1
- One of the few robots Wily made that make some actual sense…
- Bomb man: smart enough to bring bombs to a gun fight.
Bright Man – Mega Man 4
- Light bulbs are so hard to break, and that’s why they made a boss robot out of one of them.
- At least they didn’t call him Bulb Man.
- Light bulbs, or brightness, apparently can stop time.
- He’s a lame rip off of Flash Man who also somehow stopped time using light.
Bubble Man – Mega Man 2
- Bubble Man is into bubbles, which is why he has so many spikes in his level. I wonder why Iceman didn’t have flames in his.
- Bubbles beat metal kind of like… …never mind.
- Bubble Man’s stage music was one of the best.
Burst Man – Mega Man 7
- He is the embodiment of mega man innuendo.
- Burst Man is Bubble Man once he’s all grown up.
Centaurman – Mega Man 6
- From Bright Man and Flash Man we get the impression that light can stop time. No. You have it all wrong. Centaurness stops time.
Crystal Man – Mega Man 5
- Let’s face the facts together here… this sounds like a drug reference.
Cut Man – Mega Man 1
- He wears the body of PacMan upon his head, who flies at people.
- The PacMan on his head can cut through metal.
Dust Man – Mega Man 4
- There are few things more threatening than dust (ACHOO!).
- His attack is not dust, it’s sucking. He sucks. He sucks so much. And guess what he’ll do to Mega Man?
Flash Man – Mega Man 4
- What’s the big deal? It’s not like Dr. Wily gave him any anatomy to flash.
Gemini Man – Mega Man 3
- Hey, man, what’s your sign?
- Obviously, he’s related to the statue of liberty (look it up if you don’t believe me).
- This boss surprisingly makes sense.
Guts Man – Mega Man 1
- He sounds like he should be a horror freak, made out of guts.
- Some translator thought the word guts meant really strong apparently.
- For some reason, it’s plural. YES!
Gyro Man – Mega Man 5
- He needs more Tzatziki sauce in my opinion, but other than that is quite good.
Hard Man – Mega Man 3
- Hard Man is right with Burst Man in the innuendo category.
- He’s better named than, “You Can’t Beat Me Nyah-Nyah Man”.
Junk Man – Mega Man 7
- Wily obviously made him out of cast off parts, broken dreams, and dumb ideas, which at least makes him environmentally friendly.
Napalm Man – Mega Man 5
- I mentioned how Wily had a moment of clarity when he made Bomb Man. This is the second moment of clarity. Not air, not bubbles, NAPALM
Pharaoh Man – Mega Man 4
- Wait… What?
- …
Ring Man – Mega Man 4
- If you date him, he will win you the stuffed panda bear in the ring toss game at the carnival.
Shade Man – Mega Man 7
- Robot vampire? Well, it doesn’t make any sense, but then again, neither do sparkling vampires.
Sheep Man – Mega Man 10
- He can turn into cute, dangerous pink clouds.
Tomahawkman – Mega Man 6
- Hey, look, it’s embarrassingly politically incorrect and pretty racist man…
Top Man – Mega Man 3
- Children’s toys make great boss weapons.
Yamato Man – Mega Man 6
- None of us in the USA have any idea what a Yamato is.
- Looking it up does not answer the question of why.
Valed
“This customer may be calling back. May you keep wrath in check should you get him.”
“I’m not much of a wrath person, more of a annoyance person. Feel my great annoyance and disdain valed by professionalism and smug feeling of superiority!”
“Veiled.”
“No, I’m obviously talking about a wide flood plain or flat valley bottom …in the past tense.”