Woot Monkey is Hanging Out


All monkeys love hanging out in trees, and Woot Monkey is no exception. He’s sure you’re all jealous of his tropical perch in the sun, but you wouldn’t be. Being a Woot Monkey is seriously hard work. We’ve already talked a bit about his phone support job, his previous role in the hit TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation, and his constant battle with arachnophobia issues (couples with the fact that spiders half as large as him have been known to seek him out). I know the grass is always greener, but don’t be jealous of the Woot Monkey’s short reprieve in his tropical tree home. He’s worked hard to earn that break.

Woot Monkey is in the Original Cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation


Did you know that Woot Monkey is actually one of the original cast members of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Being a huge TNG fan, I knew this. From the episode where he was assimilated into the Borg collective to the ongoing sexual tension between him and Deanna Troi, Woot Monkey was one of the most prolific characters. Here you can see him posing with some of the cast from the first season.

Woot Monkey is Taking Some Tech Support Calls For Me


The boyfriend (formerly known as not-boyfriend) gave me a few gifts for the holiday season including some Woot monkeys to “fire at your coworkers”. Since I like my coworkers, I’m instead trying to train them to do the phone support part of my job. Who knows, maybe I’ll even get them to type up the entire works of Shakespeare.

Rewrites

When you describe what a writer does, it’s almost more rewriting than writing. Rewrting sometimes hurts. It’s letting go of your attachments that are just that. At some point a piece of writing (or any kind of art) becomes its own thing outside of you, greater than you. It feels like a part of you. It came from you, but it’s not part of you anymore. You have to look at it with an objective, analytical mind, and think practically about what is best for it. Let it be and become what it was meant to be.


My middle school English teacher used to say “kill the baby” to refer to this editorial process. He said it in a very creepy and energetic way,


“Kill the baby!!!”


As much as I knew what he was trying to do, I say to this day, “Nooo, don’t kill the baby.”


There is editing and there is killing. It’s whole art and skill within itself to know when you’ve overworked something. With many forms of art, there’s no going back. An overworked charcoal or pastel drawing is going to be an overworked charcoal or pastel drawing no matter how much you want it to back to that fresh, exciting, perfect moment you passed. You can get to that point in writing too. The idea behind the writing is so overworked in your head that the words you are writing are no longer exciting, but lifeless.


I happen to be of the opinion that it’s better just to give the baby a haircut, trim it’s nails, give it a bath, and let it grow up.

Usability Pronouns

Carolyn Snyder apparently has a lot of exciting analogies.

“…discussing paper prototyping without talking about usability testing is like trying to gossip without using pronouns.*
*The next time you throw a party, ask your guests to sing “Let Me Call You Sweetheart” sans pronouns before you’ll give them back their car keys- not because it’s an effective sobriety test, but because it’s funny.”

-Carolyn Snyder, Paper Prototyping

I think I’ll try that.