“They ended their email with: ‘Thanks for your help?’.”
“I interpret the question mark as implying that my help is optional.”
The Meaning of Punctuation
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Category Archives: phone support phun
Microsoft Goat-Scape
“Dude, Microsoft is not responsible for your inability to CLICK THE MOUSE!”
“Blaming Microsoft makes sense so often that it just sounds stupid when it’s used as a scapegoat for incompetence.”
Computer Genetics
“This guy does not deserve to use computers.”
“No he doesn’t.”
“He called me today asking, ‘This computer doesn’t have Outlook but I’m being asked to give my email address… is that okay?'”
“If he were my father, I would change my last name.”
Valed
“This customer may be calling back. May you keep wrath in check should you get him.”
“I’m not much of a wrath person, more of a annoyance person. Feel my great annoyance and disdain valed by professionalism and smug feeling of superiority!”
“Veiled.”
“No, I’m obviously talking about a wide flood plain or flat valley bottom …in the past tense.”
Even Email…
“The email didn’t work. I put _____at_____.com”
“That’s correct. Um… you are using an at symbol for the at, right?”
“…oh.”
You Probably Just Can’t
“So… how do I get into the Vista?”
“…?”