The boyfriend (formerly known as not-boyfriend) gave me a few gifts for the holiday season including some Woot monkeys to “fire at your coworkers”. Since I like my coworkers, I’m instead trying to train them to do the phone support part of my job. Who knows, maybe I’ll even get them to type up the entire works of Shakespeare.
Category Archives: phone support phun
I Guess ET Won’t Be Phoning Home
Someone I used to work with once inadvertently taught a very valuable lesson to a new Linux user who they were on the phone with. He told the user to run a command to remove a directory with some files in it located in their home folder. They were already in their home folder, so he asked them to run:
rm -rf folder_with_files
The customer ran the command with an asterisk thinking they were being clever and saving themselves time typing.
rm -rf part_of_folder_name *
They meant to run something a bit different.
rm -rf part_of_folder_name*
That space meant that they were actually listing two things to delete:
1. A folder that didn’t exist, because the whole folder name was not typed out.
2. Everything else.
Since they were in their home directory, this wiped out their whole home folder.
Let this be a warning to new Linux users.
Rm doesn’t have an undo.
And listen to what you’re being told when you call support.
OPENsuse Linux?
“I’m using open says-you Linux.”
“…”
Phone Phonetics
“Is that ‘T’ as in ‘Tom?'”
“No it’s ‘P’ as in… ‘Phone’.”
“…”
It’s Probably Just Me
Sometimes when I hear someone say CentOS, I think to myself, in a sexy voice:
Scent OS! A fragrance by Linux!
But, yeah, that’s probably just me.
Because It’s New It Must Have More Bits
“But I have Windows 7, isn’t that 64 bit?”
“…”