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Comment System Trial
So, I’m trying something different for the comments in the interest of discussion. I’m using Disqus to allow avatars, rss comment following, and replies to specific comments. Any posts with comments already will still have the old system as I want to preserve them. You don’t need to sign up with Disqus at all, but if you’d like an avatar, it’s quick and easy! I got the idea from Andrew Badera’s blog. Let me know what you think, any suggestions, or if it’s giving you any problems.
I could always can it if most people don’t like it- so seriously, opinions more than welcome.
Silva’s Friend
Ugly Man
Ugly Man With Huge Penis Usure How to Get the Word Out
AUBURN, ME – Overweight and balding Ira Groff, 37, is unsure how to get the word out about his 11-inch penis. “In theory, I could fumble around in my wallet for something and then- whoops!- and extra-large condom fall out,” acne-scarred Groff said Monday. “But that would come off as staged.” Groff has also pondered wearing tighter pants, leaving the penile-reduction-surgery brochures around his workspace, or sporting a large button that reads, “Ask Me About My Huge Cock.”
Burden
Keep the promises you make to yourself.
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