“I was watching Star Trek Voyager last night. I got to the part where Kess dies and 7 of 9 joins the crew.”

“Oh, the life support system for breasts.”

“What?”

“Well, that’s what she is on that show basically: a life support system for breasts.”

“That’s terrible, horrible, and also very true! …more true, her breasts are the life support systems for the rest of the show.”