All monkeys love hanging out in trees, and Woot Monkey is no exception. He’s sure you’re all jealous of his tropical perch in the sun, but you wouldn’t be. Being a Woot Monkey is seriously hard work. We’ve already talked a bit about his phone support job, his previous role in the hit TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation, and his constant battle with arachnophobia issues (couples with the fact that spiders half as large as him have been known to seek him out). I know the grass is always greener, but don’t be jealous of the Woot Monkey’s short reprieve in his tropical tree home. He’s worked hard to earn that break.