This is at first thought- a first draft- so please ignore the spelling mistakes and cross outs.
Silva’s Friend
Reply
Daily Archives: May 26, 2008
Ugly Man
Ugly Man With Huge Penis Usure How to Get the Word Out
AUBURN, ME – Overweight and balding Ira Groff, 37, is unsure how to get the word out about his 11-inch penis. “In theory, I could fumble around in my wallet for something and then- whoops!- and extra-large condom fall out,” acne-scarred Groff said Monday. “But that would come off as staged.” Groff has also pondered wearing tighter pants, leaving the penile-reduction-surgery brochures around his workspace, or sporting a large button that reads, “Ask Me About My Huge Cock.”
Burden
Keep the promises you make to yourself.
Top Words Causing Giggles Among Pre-Teens
2% Parts
1% Slot
15% Ball-peen hammer
8% Mastication
7% Receptacle
16% Titulal archbishopric
13% Pu-pu platter
5% Abreast
11% Lake Titicaca
12% Penal system
6% Opening
4% Moist
Top-Selling Novelty Condoms
1. Adams Joke Company Black-Ink, Hot-Pepper & Itching Condom Three-Pak
2. Edible “Exotic Flavors of the Midwest” Condom- Available in Corn, Bacon, or Beef.
3. Smith & Wesson .38 Snubnose Police Special
4. Comfortable Fruit of the Loom 100% Cotton Condom
5. Altoids Condom With Curiously Strong Reservoir Tip
Passion
Red Cover
So, now that I am gainfully employed I have purchased a scanner with a lovely hinge that allows me to scan books. This will change the way I blog since as much as I love to write, I love to draw, paint, and collage. I collect pieces of things in my life and stow them away for future collages and journals. The results you will start seeing more and more on The Seize. Enjoy- and feel free to comment as always!!
